Thursday, February 26, 2009

In this economy we all need some CAREER OPPORTUNITIES!


Fantasy can be fun, and for most of us having the above type of encounter with actress Jennifer Connelly indeed would only exist with in the aforementioned mental delusion. Alas there is one man whom can claim such an encounter in fact... well maybe Paul Bettany can claim it as well... and possibly Dave Dugan... well and maybe Keith David in that one scene from Requiem For A Dream and with that maybe Jared Leto, Russell Crowe, Rufus Sewell, Eric Bana and Joaquin Phoenix (pre-beard) too (Wow J.C. you sure get around!) N-E-ways back to my initial point that is now rather crowded, in the early 90's when a little film called CAREER OPPORTUNITIES began its initial promotions involving a "down on his luck normal joe janitor" like you and I (not saying you are a custodian, or down on your luck.. but if you are reading this it is probably a good guess) getting inexplicably locked inside of a Target store overnight with a "rebelling against her daddy so a down on his luck normal joe could possibly have a chance to score with" Jennifer Connelly, I do not know what straight male was not immediately drawn to such insanely genius marketing imagery as the below:



and with that was not immediately imagining themself in FRANK WHALEY's shoes wooing Ms. Connelly with their geek wit and all that such wherewithal. Ohh yes my good followers you have now begun to understand the breadth of my FRANK WHALEY fanaticism but do trust this rabbit hole goes much further and with my intent being to see you to terms with your own FRANK WHALEY fan revelation I will maintain with you all the way to FRANK WHALEY Wonderland!

Until our next journey into FRANK WHALEY world, enjoy a little CAREER OPPORTUNITIES nostalgia courtesy of Youtube!

1 comment:

  1. i think that was the first movie he REALLY caught my eyes and i remembered his name...even though i first saw him in "field of dreams" and thought he was cute but didn't know his name then lol

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